HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED - IMPOSTOR (LP)

Very little is known about the true identity of He Who Must Not Be Named. Some say he is a corrupt, high-ranking Republican politician or an undercover agent for a foreign government. He has been banned from venues worldwide, and Interpol reportedly has an outstanding arrest warrant for his immediate arrest on undisclosed charges. He rarely appears in public, and very few have ever seen him without his mask. There have been numerous reports of He Who impersonators being spotted around the world, especially when The Dwarves play live shows. It has even been suggested that He Who Must Not Be Named is actually nothing more than a rock legend. Perhaps he is himself an imposter. We will probably never know for sure. So, maybe this album is a real forgery by a He Who imposter… who knows? Try to uncover the truth by playing or “Please Kill Yourself.”